Thursday, 11 July 2013
Releasing Wadjda
Tuesday, 9 July 2013
Archie Roy obituary
Monday, 1 July 2013
Ivor Mills and the British Telecom Tower Logo
Ivor Mills, in his prime |
BT Tower Silver Anniversary Certificate |
Ivor sadly died in 1996 at the early age of 66, and his obituary in the Independent was written by John Egan, another CRD senior manager who knew him well. Egan acknowledged Ivor’s bonhomie, but paid him rather a backhanded compliment by starting with: “Ivor Mills in his prime was a good-looking fellow.” And past his prime, John? Ivor is buried in Highgate Cemetery, and his marker bears the appropriate, if slightly cryptic, inscription:
Update 17 January 2021:
It’s 35 years since I had to deal with this motley crew so there seems little point withholding their names, and I present them here for the benefit of future generations of historians tracking the misfortunes of BT through the 1980s. Supposedly all these people were journalists: they certainly occupied a large room referred to without irony as the press office, surveyed like a princeling from one end by Senior Press Officer Richard Czartoryski, but it would have been hard to imagine the bulk of them surviving the cut and thrust of the real world.
The editor of Telecom Today and the riveting BT Gazette (official notices and job adverts, a publication I scanned eagerly each week, and not for the notices) was the amiable Ted Dutton. You just knew he had started as a cub reporter on a provincial paper 25 years before and this was his big break in the industry.
The Senior Technical Press Officer who thought up the stupid reason for having a hands-free telephone was the self-important Derek Willson (‘that’s with two lls’). He seemed to know a lot less than did his deputy Andy Emmerson, a nice chap who actually liked the subject, and who, post-BT, went on to write books about telephones and other aspects of technology.
The role of the Senior Broadcast Officer wasn’t actually broadcasting but arranging interviews on TV and radio, and trying to make sure they said nice things about BT, one of those hope-over-experience things which made no difference whatsoever. As the job title suggests, he had a deputy, and as with the technical side it was the deputy, Peter Clarke, who did most of the actual work, writing literate press releases.
The Senior Broadcast Officer
who endeared himself to the female journalist so much she shopped him to Private Eye was Terry Doughty, a jowly
man who always looked like he’d just rolled in after a heavy night on the town. When his name was published in the Eye he, to employ a very apt phrase,
didn’t have a leg to stand on, yet the fallout was probably at most a quiet
chat with Ivor Mills and a request to be more careful in future. Terry thought it was all rather funny, but
then for these time-servers it was a bit of an old boys’ club and, based on the
evidence, clubbability was prized more highly than talent.
Update 25 November 2023:
A full decade after sharing
my memories of vintage BT Corporate Relations, I was contacted by someone who had
also worked in CRD, after I left so we never met. We did, however, know some of the same
people. He reminded me of another
Doughty remark in the Private Eye article which I’d forgotten – he
invited the journalist with the outstanding attributes to ‘sit on my face
later.’ My informant added that Doughty
was finally sacked after allegedly commenting on the size of Michael Grade’s
secretary’s chest to her face.
Presumably having to deal with Grade’s ire (and Grade was influential,
so it was a serious issue), and perhaps tired of his antics generally, the BT
big guns decided enough was enough. And
who could blame them.
So what of his post-BT
career? Here I’m not sure if someone was
pulling my correspondent’s leg, as he claimed Doughty went on to work first for
the Salvation Army and then at a girls’ school.
It seems hard to believe that either would employ him, though I can
imagine him enjoying being surrounded by nubile young ladies. He would have had to keep his mouth shut,
something I doubt would have been easy for him.
But the teetotal Salvation Army?
It seems highly unlikely, but it would be hilarious if he did.
Doughty was not alone in
being indiscreet. I was told another
senior CRD manager, whom I’ll refrain from naming as he was one of the few I
actually liked, was caught out by a tabloid, probably the Sunday People,
meriting the headline ‘“Bollocks to BT”, says boozy phone chief.’ It seems we were in agreement holding that
opinion, but one does detect a theme.
Were they all alcoholics? I
remember working late once and going into Ivor’s office where I found him and
his heads of division sitting around chatting, glass in hand. The room reeked of booze. I expect what passes for BT’s corporate
relations department these days is a more sober place with fewer ‘characters’, thank goodness.